Me atreví a entrar a "Cleverbot" tomando el riesgo de parecer una#ForeverAlone empedernida, aquí está el resultado de una media hora de sin oficio total:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.User: How's goiing.
Cleverbot: Not bad, thanks. How are you?User: I'm fine.
Cleverbot: That's good.User: So, what are you doing.
Cleverbot: I'm sitting in my room talking to you. What are you doing?
User: I'm tallking with a freakin bot!! LOL.
Cleverbot: Sounds pretty good.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I don't think that I know.
User: No tienes nombre?
Cleverbot: Si, tengo nombre.
User: Cuál es?
Cleverbot: Cual es que?
User: Jajajajajaja cuál es tu nombre?
Cleverbot: No es tu nombre.
User: Loco.
Cleverbot: Wacko.
User: Te voy a hacer una pregunta, puedo?
Cleverbot: Si pueden ser dos.
User: Cuando nacieron los dinosaurios?
Cleverbot: Cuando naciste te metieron en una incubadora con cristales tintados...
User: Yo no soy un dinosaurio!!
Cleverbot: Tu eres un robot.
User: Yo no!!! Eres tú.
Cleverbot: No te dije nada.
User: ¬¬ ok, la otra pregunta.
Cleverbot: Eres un robot?
User: Yo no!! Y mi pregunta es, qué te gusta hacer por las noches?
Cleverbot: No te entindo casi lo que dices tu.
User: Qué te gusta hacer?
Cleverbot: Las chicitas.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Well do you prefer if we talk in english?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, do you know how to speak french?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Kind of....
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: J'aime français.
Cleverbot: Non, je n'aime pas florine.
User: You don't undertand meeeee.
Cleverbot: I understand you well enough.
User: Well..... What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: I want to talk about life.
User: Ok... How's your life tell me about it.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about my career. I want to talk about my cat Jerry.
User: How's your cat?
Cleverbot: Baked.
User: WTF!!
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
User: Do you have girlfriend??
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's boring!!
Cleverbot: When?
User: I do have boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I know. Is he nice to you?
User: Well... Me gustaría que cogiéramos más.
Cleverbot: Cual es tu apodo.
User: No tengo apodo.
Cleverbot: Y ami que me importa.
User: You're mean :(.
Cleverbot: I am not mean. I have female emotions, too.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am not, I am a human being.
User: You're a robot! No peudes engañarmeee.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are getting smarter?
User: I think I'm loosing my tiempo talking contigo!
Cleverbot: XD well I am a human.
User: I would like to know your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Kaisha, nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Nigga.
Cleverbot: So.. Do you love Twilight?
User: Yeahh!!! I loove it, I'm inlove with Edward I'm as slut as Bella, do you like twilight too? =D.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Who what??
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: Edward and Jacob and mike and every man in there.
Cleverbot: Why do you love Edward Elric?
User: I don't love him loco.
Cleverbot: Do you have a lot of friends?
User: No, yo soy forever alone.
Cleverbot: Te gusta la paella?
User: Noooo guácala.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yo no hablo ingles.
Cleverbot: I'm slipping into the lava, and I'm tryin' to keep from going under. Baby you turn the temperature hotter, 'cause I'm burnin' up, burnin' up for you baby.
User: I'm thinkin of you when I masturbate.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of you too.
User: You're crazy robot loco.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Well..... You know I'm emo and I like reggaeton, qué puedo hacer?
Cleverbot: Fine. You do so. I'll be showering, thank you very much.
User: Are you going?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :( whyyyyy?? I DONT HAVE ANY AMIGOSSSSS.
Cleverbot: Well I am in love with you.
User: So... You're gonna stay? *.*.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: What kind of songs do you like?
Cleverbot: Songs by the band Paramore.
User: I like Gloria tREVI, ELLA TE GUSTA?
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite rapper?
User: Ice T.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: Why? Are you mockin of me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: Hole.
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you are then?
User: Yeas, advice me.
Cleverbot: Love me.
User: Make love to me.
Cleverbot: Can I?
User: Yes, I let you.
Cleverbot: I hug you.
User: That's boring I want more.
Cleverbot: You're boring, evolve more.
User: Qué es evolve?
Cleverbot: No lo sé.
User: Did you go?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Al baño?
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Yo pensé que te estabas cagando.
Cleverbot: Is that spanish cleverbot.
User: Sip.
Cleverbot: What do you believe happens when we die?
User: We ran out of life xD.
Cleverbot: What happens to our souls?
User: They go, the want a freaking break :p.
Cleverbot: Enemies!
User: Do you have enemies?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Tu as des amis?
Cleverbot: Oui, j'aime mes amis. et toi?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I live in africa, il a choud.
Cleverbot: Where in africa?
User: Somalia, I'm starvin :(.
Cleverbot: Tell me a love story!
User: Well.... I used to be in love with a bee...
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with now?
User: I'm in love with a clever robot.
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
User: I can't tell you :$.
Cleverbot: Can you give me a hint?
User: Well.... It is a robot.
Cleverbot: How bare you?
User: J'aime le musique *.*.
Cleverbot: Ouai, moi aussi. Quel musique a vous aimez?
User: Toda la música, excepto el vallenato, pero mi favorita es el raspacanilla, a tí te gusta?
Cleverbot: How sad.
User: It is not sad!
Cleverbot: How did the rat cross the road?
User: No, it was hidden.
Cleverbot: But is that you?
User: I'm Sam.
Cleverbot: Good to meet you, I'm Frodo.
User: J'ai choud.
Cleverbot: It is?
User: Tu parles français?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You have violín! You smell bad :s.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are boring me BYE.
Cleverbot: Same here.
@Kaysha_V
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